Matthew James Pietrorazio

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Matthew James Pietrorazio

• A day in the life of

by my best pal Simba ( my Dad) 20-Feb 2004
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My day starts when Im damn good and ready for it
to.
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I usually get up before Dad has a chance to make
the coffee (he he).
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I always have breakfast with Mommy.
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Mornings are a lot of fun.
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In fact, I do some of my very best work in the
morning
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Heres one Im particularly proud of.
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I like all of my cool toys. A baby stuffed lion
named Simba is my favorite.
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If my Mom or Dad take me anywhere, they tie me
up in this weird chair. Dad tells me the
5-point racing harness is very cool. But I
dont buy it.
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I like to go to visit Grandma
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and Nana
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Deanna, 3 (Deans)
Sam, 12 (Jills)
Griffen, 2 (Jills)
Celia (CJ), 1 (Jills)
Morgan, 9 mos (Deans)
and I especially like to visit my cousins
(even though they are all bigger than me).
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I went to see Santa Claus around Christmas time.
He brought me lots and lots of presents.
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I occasionally take a cat nap. Simba watches me
to make sure none of the other animals try to
play with my toys while Im asleep.
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I eat a lot
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I mean A LOT !
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Peace, man. (do they even make tie-dyed
infant apparel?)
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In the evenings, I get a hot bath. (I didnt
allow any bath photography because it always ends
up in the yearbook!) When I get out, Mommy puts
me in the frog towel so I dont get cold.
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My Mom and Dad love me very much. I think
theyre OK, too.
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At bedtime, I fall asleep with Mom. Simba likes
to stay awake late
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because Dad says he likes to party.
( Bad Simba! )
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And so until tomorrow, sweet dreams.
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The End. Love,
Simba ( Dad)