Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku...

1
Imagine if instead ofcryptic, geeky text
strings, your computer produced error messages
in haiku...
2
A file that big?It might be very useful.But now
it is gone.
3
The Web site you seekcannot be located
butendless others exist.
4
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and
reboot.Order shall return.
5
ABORTED effortClose all that you have.You ask
way too much.
6
First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar
screen diesso beautifully.
7
With searching comes lossand the presence of
absenceMy Novel" not found.
8
The Tao that is seenis not the true Tao,
untilyou bring fresh toner.
9
Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of
Death.No one hears your screams.
10
Stay the patient courseof little worth is your
ire.The network is down.
11
A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a
simple stone.
12
Yesterday it worked.Today it is not
working.Windows is like that.
13
Three things are certainDeath, taxes, and lost
data.Guess which has occurred.
14
You step in the stream,but the water has moved
on.This page is not here.
15
Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,but
we never will.
16
Having been erased,the document you're
seekingmust now be retyped.
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Rather than a beepor a rude error message,these
words "File not found.
18
Serious error.All shortcuts have
disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
19
A file that big?It might be very useful.But now
it is gone.
20
The Web site you seekcannot be located
butendless others exist.
21
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and
reboot.Order shall return.
22
ABORTED effortClose all that you have.You ask
way too much.
23
First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar
screen diesso beautifully.
24
With searching comes lossand the presence of
absence"My Novel" not found.
25
The Tao that is seenis not the true Tao,
untilyou bring fresh toner.
26
Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of
Death.No one hears your screams.
27
Stay the patient courseof little worth is your
ire.The network is down.
28
A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a
simple stone.
29
Yesterday it worked.Today it is not
working.Windows is like that.
30
Three things are certainDeath, taxes, and lost
data.Guess which has occurred.
31
You step in the stream,but the water has moved
on.This page is not here.
32
Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,but
we never will.
33
Having been erased,the document you're
seekingmust now be retyped.
34
Rather than a beepor a rude error message,these
words "File not found.
35
Serious error.All shortcuts have
disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
36
A file that big?It might be very useful.But now
it is gone.
37
The Web site you seekcannot be located
butendless others exist.
38
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and
reboot.Order shall return.
39
ABORTED effortClose all that you have.You ask
way too much.
40
First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar
screen diesso beautifully.
41
With searching comes lossand the presence of
absence"My Novel" not found.
42
The Tao that is seenis not the true Tao,
untilyou bring fresh toner.
43
Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of
Death.No one hears your screams.
44
Stay the patient courseof little worth is your
ire.The network is down.
45
A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a
simple stone.
46
Yesterday it worked.Today it is not
working.Windows is like that.
47
Three things are certainDeath, taxes, and lost
data.Guess which has occurred.
48
You step in the stream,but the water has moved
on.This page is not here.
49
Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,but
we never will.
50
Having been erased,the document you're
seekingmust now be retyped.
51
Rather than a beepor a rude error message,these
words "File not found.
52
Serious error.All shortcuts have
disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
53
A file that big?It might be very useful.But now
it is gone.
54
The Web site you seekcannot be located
butendless others exist.
55
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and
reboot.Order shall return.
56
ABORTED effortClose all that you have.You ask
way too much.
57
First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar
screen diesso beautifully.
58
With searching comes lossand the presence of
absence"My Novel" not found.
59
The Tao that is seenis not the true Tao,
untilyou bring fresh toner.
60
Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of
Death.No one hears your screams.
61
Stay the patient courseof little worth is your
ire.The network is down.
62
A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a
simple stone.
63
Yesterday it worked.Today it is not
working.Windows is like that.
64
Three things are certainDeath, taxes, and lost
data.Guess which has occurred.
65
You step in the stream,but the water has moved
on.This page is not here.
66
Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,but
we never will.
67
Having been erased,the document you're
seekingmust now be retyped.
68
Rather than a beepor a rude error message,these
words "File not found.
69
Serious error.All shortcuts have
disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.