Looking at Limericks

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Looking at Limericks
Limericks are humorous verses which are made up
of five lines.
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There was an old man of Khartoum Who kept a tame
sheep in his room, To remind me, he said, Of
someone whos dead, But I never can recollect
whom.
There was a young lady of Ryde, Who ate some
green apples and died. The apples
fermented Inside the lamented, And made cider
inside her inside.
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There was an old man of Madrid Who ate 65 eggs -
yes, he did! When they asked, Are you faint? He
replied, No, I aint - But I dont feel as well
as I did!
There was once a man of Bengal Who was asked to a
fancy dress ball He said, Will I risk it And go
as a biscuit But a dog ate him up in the hall.
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Can you finish these limericks?
A rocket inventor named Bright Once travelled
much faster than ? He started one day In the
relative way And returned on the previous ?
light
night